- Am I really ready to be a mom?
- Are we financially stable enough to have a baby?
- Is Rob really happy about this child?
- Am I just INSANE?
OK so I am scared. Scared for a million and one reasons. I am told "it is hormonal" and "it is perfectly normal" and "everyone goes through this at the end." OK fine well make it stop already! I am tired, and uncomfortable and my whole body hurts in weird ways. Hanky Joe, ya need to come out boy. And for god sakes hold your breath, the whole pop corn popping feeling in momma's belly is not cool (especially since I just ate). Another thing...Henry,could you please tell me what you are doing that is causing me to have cramps low in my stomach? Was I wrong? Feels like I am going to start my period...yet there you are hiccup-ing away.
So you aren't the first baby of the New Year in Alabama...some baby named Bryce was born last night in Mobile. Your daddy says you should just stay in there another year so we get free diapers and other "crap" all year long. Do me a favor and this will probably not be the last time I say this "DO NOT LISTEN TO YOU FATHER!" Well your mom's butt is asleep again so I must get up. Hope you are enjoying it in there...it is a bitch out here!
